Welcome, minion.

This is my laboratory, where I toil in search of the perfect sock pattern.  This quest has led me to try many methods.  Each experiment contributes to my genius, and brings me one sock closer to my inevitable domination of the sock-knitting world.

Muwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!

Begone, puny mortals.

The perfect sock is knit toe-up.  Your cuff-down heresies are not welcome here.  And do not threaten me with your double-pointed sticks, or my henchmen will garrote you with their Knit Picks and Addi Turbos.

Embrace your doom.

Explore my lab, and follow my quest for sock-based evil.  You may wish to begin with some Lesser Evil. Should you need encouragement, or wish at your peril to criticize your master, send email to yarmando at gmail dot com.